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有妇之市缀履，缀履者乃一老者。老者问曰：“孰之履乎？”妇对曰：“夫婿之履。”“观汝之相，似食俸之人，夫亦必居府衙，履敝之若此，何不弃之？”对曰：“上有高堂，下有稚子，居身房奴，俸禄犹如细水，用度恰如荒漠，一针一线焉敢糜费？况夫婿虽居府衙，乃一小吏，手无权柄，未能贪墨，何有余财？”老者胡卢而笑曰：“言之无他，切勿见怪！吾素观为官者无人来此缀履，故有此言。汝勤俭持家，虽贫亦贵矣。汝不见小三为谁缀履，大腹便便者也无须缀履。”妇叹曰：“布衣荆钗，敝履尚不舍弃，何贵之有？”老者对曰：“身居庙堂，肉食者有敝履乎？珠履翠翘之小三为男人缀敝履乎？其不缀履者恰如敝履也！”

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